Wednesday, November 13, 2013

UPDATE - Is Nicolas Cage's Stolen Sex Pics The Real National Treasure?

Posted By on Wed, Nov 13, 2013 at 10:00 AM

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A plethora of Nicolas Cage's sex photos were reportedly stolen from his ex-girlfriend Christina Fulton's home. The suspected party is Fulton's former repairman Ricardo Orozco. Orozco, 39, was charged with felony burglary after he allegedly broke in Fulton's home and snatched four computers and a box of naughty photos. Orozco pled not guilty and is currently being held on $1 million bail according to what authorities have told TMZ.

Who knows if the photos are real? Cage could just say they are fake because there's billions of pictures of his face photoshopped on internet memes like Miley Cyrus, cats and Pokémon. The photos are still out there, and it's only a matter of time until the internet gets a hold of them. Cage will probably lose his shit.


We received an email from Cage's publicist. This is a quote from The Weatherman himself: "Explicit photos of myself and Ms. Fulton simply do not exist and never have." 
d(via Gawker)

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