Wednesday, October 23, 2013

You Can Apply to Be Someone Important at H20 Discotec (If That's Your Thing)

Posted By on Wed, Oct 23, 2013 at 3:00 PM

H20 Discotec, located at 61 E. Congress Street and brought to you by the folks behind Zen Rock and Sapphire, has been in the works for awhile and is seemingly opening soon with dazzling neon-light bathrooms, a LED ceiling and very expensive water features. Apparently, if you want to fully experience the bottle-service glamour of H20, you need to be a VIP member? Well, that's not entirely correct...according to the application form, women are set, but the guys need to fill out a form to get a card to get into a Tucson nightclub.

Information you need to give out if you want to apply:

• Basic contact stuff like your name, address, email, phone number.
• A link to your Facebook page
• Your employer
• Your income
• Your martial status
• How often you go out and where?
• What kind of music you like
• Your experience with bottle service

Give over all that data (I was looking for where to put my Social Security number and didn't see that field, so I just put it in the bottle service section) and you might be able to get your hands on a Black Card as a VIP member. No idea what that means, but I'M PRETTY PSYCHED ABOUT IT, BRO.

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