Wednesday, August 28, 2013

America Is Into Some Weird Porn, You Guys

Posted By on Wed, Aug 28, 2013 at 3:00 PM

Pornhub, a YouTube-like site for pornography that many people reading this post will refuse to admit they've gone to, is no stranger to putting themselves in the public eye, as seen by their attempt to donate money to the Susan G. Komen Foundation with money raised from video views last October.

Now though, they're looking inwardly (ew) by tracking pornography stats from each state in the country.

Unsurprisingly, as Arizona is a melting pot of cultures and tastes, our citizenry apparently prefer to watch the melting pot of porn (ew ew ew): clip compilations, which one would assume get to the "good" stuff and get out just as quickly as they went in.

Apparently, Arizonans also prefer "creampie" and "teen" porn, which I'd rather not have to look up and explain to you all.

Something that might be pride-worthy to Arizonans, regarding their porn-viewing habits: they average more time at Pornhub than more than half of the country, around 10 minutes and 59 seconds, which dwarfs the measly 10 minute average for Rhode Island, but is beaten by Mississippi's substantial 11 minute, 59 second average — A FULL MINUTE LONGER. Apparently, they've got some staying power in that region of the south.

Unfortunately, unlike the last porn survey we found while performing perfectly legitimate web searches, this one doesn't log web searches as much as it does pay attention to the tags that people apparently dig, such as Nevada's preference for anita queen, Wyoming's searches for porn related to smoking, California's love of asian and massage porn (separate terms there), and Hawaii's preferred search term of hawaii. 
If you want to dive into this research yourself, Pornhub has you and your deviant research desires covered here.

Also, in case you're not familiar with how to do so, you can open private browsing in Google Chrome by pressing Control+Shift+N — though that won't keep you from getting busted at work. Just saying.

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