Wednesday, July 24, 2013

The Anthony Weiner Sexting Debacle (Part II!) Is Still Hilarious

Posted By on Wed, Jul 24, 2013 at 2:13 PM

If you're into dick jokes and politicans making stupid decisions, I imagine that you're already a big fan of the latest Anthony Weiner situation.

Weiner, whose name is pronounced exactly like you think it is, is a disgraced Congressman who got that way by sending sexual text and picture messages (hereafter referred to as "fuck texts") to women he wasn't married to — he resigned in disgrace, everyone laughed because "Weiner" and then we forgot about him.

Then, he resurfaced as a candidate for the mayorship of New York City (one who we can assume would make sure New Yorkers could safely engage in various acts of sodomy, which is more than can be said for a certain candidate for Virginia's governorship) — and again, he's the subject of more rumors that he's sending fuck texts to women who are not his wife.

In fact, he even discussed the situation with the New York media, and held a press conference to discuss the fact that he has, in fact, sent out pictures of his penis to people, apparently under the name "Carlos Danger."

Anyway, the latest bit of joy related to Weinergate is the "Carlos Danger" name generator, which will help you determine a false name that may or may not work for your own particular sexual dalliances.

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