I'm sure you're saying to yourself, is it time for the Adult Video News nominations already? It sure is, as the 147 categories full of surely excited nominees were revealed yesterday, from Best Lubricant Manufacturer to Best Big Butt Release.
While I haven't seen any of the films nominated in the video categories to remark on their relative quality, here are a few of the titles that seemed interesting on some level and that I was willing to bring myself to cut and paste in this blog post:
Subtle Fragrance of Her Private Parts
Nacho Vidal: The Sexual Messiah 2
His Booty Is My Duty 2
El Gordo y La Flaca XXX
This Ain't Avatar 2 XXX 3D: Escape From Pandwhora
Brazzers Worldwide: Budapest 2
Put Your Feet on My Meat 5
Oil Overload 7
Booty Clappin’ Superfreaks
Deep Tushy Massage 3
This Ain't The Expendables XXX 3D
The winners will be announced at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on January 19. Tickets in the rear balcony (still, by my understanding, close enough to smell the despair) are available for $224 (plus applicable fees).