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Thursday, September 27, 2012
Sex! / Sports With Our Latest National Crisis Straightened Out, Dr. Ruth Says We Can Finally Take Care Of What Matters: Sex!
Posted by David Mendez on Thu, Sep 27, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Well, "national crisis" in the sense that the NFL has made an agreement with its referees, folding them back into the games and showing the replacement refs the door.
But with that said, it's time to get back to what matters — and who better to remind us of what that is than Dr. Ruth Westheimer?
With real refs back halftime can once again be for taking care of sexual frustrations instead of venting about ref frustrations
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) September 27, 2012
Indeed. So let's remember what halftime is really all about, folks — sexytime with the person who is putting up with you and your complaints about how Wes Welker has ruined your fantasy football team.
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