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Thursday, July 12, 2012
Weird Stuff / Books Today in "Fifty Shades of Grey" Related Apologies
Posted by Dan Gibson on Thu, Jul 12, 2012 at 11:30 AM
People, people. I'm not entirely sure what "brown sauce" is, but if your girlfriend is reading Fifty Shades of Grey, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be squirting it at her.
"He said he had every intention of squirting sauce over Miss McCormick, but he now regrets having done this, realising how stupid it sounds."He didn't realise that the sauce incident would be classed as an assault. He is sorry for his actions."
"He lost his temper and went round to her home armed with a bottle of brown sauce, which he should never have done.
"Emma says it stung her eyes and it was all over the walls, which she had to clean up afterwards. I've spoken to Raymond and he's extremely sorry about it.
"He was angry that she suggested he slapped her because he hadn't. But they are now friends and they have been in touch with each other."
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