Monday, April 16, 2012

Dear Women Everywhere, I'm Sorry for What We've Done to Your Brains

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In order to rapidly lose weight ahead of their weddings (theoretically to men that love them just the way they are), some brides are taking to replacing the "eating" process with the insertion of a feeding tube into their nose which provides "a constant slow drip of protein and fat, mixed with water, which contains zero carbohydrates and totals 800 calories a day." This is actually something people are doing and not an elaborate joke from The Onion.

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