Tuesday, March 20, 2012

They Sell Some Interesting Items on the Walgreens Website

Posted By on Tue, Mar 20, 2012 at 2:00 PM


Who knew that Walgreens has an entire section of their website dedicated to "sexual wellness" with remarkably detailed product descriptions, including this one for the "Tenga Flip Hole."

Tenga Flip Hole is designed to be the best male masturbator on the market. The Tenga Flip hole is deliberately not a simple artificial vagina - it is better. Filled with silicone ribs; nubs; gates; flaps; and pumps; the Tenga Flip Hole has an astonishing complex inside shape. Every centimeter of it has a particular function. Its flexible casing with buttons allows a total control of the stimuli. Flip Hole is the first masturbator that can open itself completely. For this reason it's really easy to clean and to always keep it hygienic. The Tenga Flip Hole Black provides a tighter interior sleeve for a noticibly different feel from the Flip Hole White.

$12 off, even. In the words of reviewer "Justin R" from Chicago, it's "cheaper than a real date," although I suppose what you (and the person you're taking) consider a "date". Also, it could be argued that with most people in the dating pool, "every centimeter" may not have "a particular function."


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