One nine year old has been asking the Republican candidates for president what super-hero they would be. In other news, Republican candidates for president give boring answers to kids asking super-hero questions. Well, sure, who wouldn't want to be Superman? At very least, it seems like Captain America should be the default dull answer for the modern patriot.
How about Iceman? We could probably use ice, plus I think he took some accounting classes, which would probably help out in the White House.