Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Jerry Sandusky's Lawyer is Terrible at Lawyering

Posted By on Tue, Dec 13, 2011 at 1:31 PM

Jerry Sandusky clearly has an odd sense of how to hire a lawyer already, considering he hired Joe Amendola, a guy who impregnated a teenage girl that was one of his clients, but Amendola keeps digging deeper into a well of stupidity:

The choicest moment: At one point, Amendola discussed the possibility that Mike McQueary witnessed a rape, told Joe Paterno and two university administrators, and no one did anything except tell Sandusky to stay out of the locker room with kids. To anyone who believes that version of events, Amendola said, "I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY." We did. Here's what we got:

"Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action. Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute."

No judgment on any one who has called 1-800-REALITY in the past or plans to in the future, but perhaps Amendola might want to work on his snappy comebacks. Or maybe just shut up and stick to defending his client.

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