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Friday, December 9, 2011

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Ready for End Times 2012?

Posted By Mari Herreras on Fri, Dec 9, 2011 at 2:00 PM

Worried about the world ending next year? Yeah, who isn't, right? Well, why don't you buy yourself a Mystic Myan Power Cloak. It's kind of like Harry Potter's cloak, but this one really saves your ass.

The secret of the cloak is the magical fabric, an ancient Mayan rite handed down through the centuries. Deep in the rainforests of what is now called Guatemala, a small, colorful, yet invisible to the naked-eye of most unenlightened people... lives an ancient bird called the Xylxacyxjan. Don't bother trying to pronounce it, it is a word inaudible to the human ear, though worth a ton of points in Scrabble™.

Tags: Mystic Mayan Power Cloak , 2012 , end times

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