Probably surprising to no one, the person who managed to eat a “10 piece bacon plate, 6 sausage rounds, 6 eggs, 2 texas toast, 4 pancakes, and homefries (4 potatoes worth)” in under a hour was Tucson eating legend Cardboard Shell. Yeah, and she did it in nineteen minutes according to Bacon and Craeggs’ Facebook page. Way to go, Michelle. I don’t know how you do it, but somehow it’s going to apparently take chorizo to stop you from defeating every food challenge concocted in this town.

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.