Friday, August 26, 2011

Thanks for the Useful Penis Advice, CNN

Posted By on Fri, Aug 26, 2011 at 11:01 AM

I understand that someone must be Googling "what to ask before penis surgery", so it's possible CNN is doing the online world of information a favor with the article "5 questions to ask before having penis surgery", but I think the post brings up as many questions as it answers.

1. Who are these "tens of thousands of men" getting circumcised as adults?
2. Do we really have to suggest to people having penis surgery that they "clean up before"?
3. Can I just spend all five questions on the first one CNN mentions, "Do I really need this procedure?" and then follow up with "Seriously, do I really need this procedure?"
4. If this whole "penis surgery" thing is really necessary, they knock you out for that sort of thing and then erase the entire experience from your brain with one of those devices from Men in Black, right?

Life is confusing enough, CNN. This isn't helping.

[HT: The Hairpin]

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