Monday, July 18, 2011

I Don't Think You're Helping Your Cause, Andrés García Torres

Posted By on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 12:20 PM

Let's just say you're a Catholic priest and a photo is released of you, shirtlessly hugging another guy that you're rumored to be in a relationship with. The Church is upset with you, demanding you undergo some sort of "how to be straight" remedial training. What do you do?

a) Have an open discussion of your sexuality and how it relates to your faith.
or...
b) Claim that you and your shirtless hugging partner are only friends and make a statement to the Catholic church saying "Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated"?

Decisions, decisions.

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