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Monday, July 18, 2011

Sex! Congratulations, Tucson! Playboy's Miss August is Among You!

Posted by Dan Gibson on Mon, Jul 18, 2011 at 5:30 PM

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[Note: clicking on the above image will take you to Playboy's site, where you will see breasts and nipples and such. I'm not sure why this would be surprising to anyone reading an article about a Playboy Playmate, but whatever.]

She was born in the Ukraine, she's getting her MBA at the University of Arizona, she's loves Starbucks and her two dogs, and her turn-ons include guys who wear earrings...meet Playboy's Miss August, Tucsonan Iryna Ivanova. While Ivanova wants to eventually get her PhD, joining the elite sorority of Playmates is her biggest accomplishment so far:


Being Miss August is something I’m very proud of. Honestly, I might be prouder of being a Playmate than any of my academic achievements. There are many great schools you can attend, but there’s only one Playboy.

In case you'd like to see a lot more of Ms. Ivanova, the August issue of Playboy is on sale now.

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She's going to have serious back problems someday. Just sayin'.

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Posted by Lunazen111 on 07/18/2011 at 6:13 PM

Way to put Tucson on the map! On another note, administrators should check out whether the link from the image is appropriate.

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Posted by JTucson on 07/18/2011 at 10:25 PM

shes fat

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Posted by adf on 07/18/2011 at 10:59 PM

She is not fat. She has that big bone frame.

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Posted by Richard on 07/19/2011 at 7:03 AM

Wow, the hasboobs hit Tucson too! Those sacks will cover her belly button in a few years, that is, without intervention.

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Posted by hectoracuna on 07/19/2011 at 8:20 AM

No time to read this. I have a Mensa meeting in 5 minutes.

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Posted by Cranky Cowboy on 07/19/2011 at 10:10 AM

What is WRONG with you idiots? Fat? Breasts too low? Go find yourselves a skinny, assed-out rockhead, and then look in the mirror.

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Posted by RPaz on 07/19/2011 at 10:48 AM

For Some reason all I can think about is pearls right now

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Posted by BURNIE MAK on 07/29/2011 at 3:01 PM
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