In response to recent claims about her failing health, Gov. Jan Brewer issued the following statement today:
“There have been recent outlandish and completely unsubstantiated reports on liberal internet blogs and Twitter citing anonymous sources questioning my health. Before committing to seek election, I had a complete checkup with my doctors and confirmed there is nothing to prevent me from holding office for four more years.
“I want to assure everyone that my health is fine. I intend to vigorously protect and defend Arizonans for four more years, just as I have over the last two years.”
To us, this seems like a legitimate inquiry, especially if the state's top official bears more than a passing resemblance to the Crypt Keeper. Then again, maybe Brewer is afraid of this situation:
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